Caption A: Bob's Photo

Caption Contest

by Cassidy Stockton in Contests, Featured Articles

Yesterday afternoon, I came across this photo of Bob. I immediately thought this would make a great photo for a caption contest. Bob was so excited that he insisted on picking the winner himself and felt it imperative that we also do a caption contest for a second photo—this one of his assistant, Nancy Garner. To say Nancy is Bob’s assistant does not nearly do her job justice. She works tirelessly with Bob on all of his projects and accompanies him to speaking engagements, trade shows and events of every variety. They can often be found playing piano together at our World Headquarters or enjoying lunch at our Whole Grain Store.

Here’s the contest:

Write a caption for one or both photos here or on Facebook. I will post both photos on Facebook and you must enter the caption as a comment under the photo or it will not be counted. Let’s keep it clean; any inappropriate comments will be deleted. Bob and Nancy will choose the captions they like best and the winners will receive a $50 Bob’s Red Mill Gift Card that can be used on our website. On your comment, be sure to indicate Caption A for Bob’s photo and Caption B for Nancy’s photo.  This photo was taken for an ad, here is the actual caption that will be used: “I want you… to eat whole grains.” Get creative, get funny, but don’t use that caption. Bob and Nancy will pick the two winners on 03/31/11 and I will announce them here, on April 1st.

Caption A: Bob's Photo

Caption B: Nancy's Photo


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104 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Bob…Gluten Free is the way to be.
    Nancy ….you must be eating whole grain, you never looked so good!

  2. Audra Robberstad

    A. You can do it! Bob’s Red Mill makes gluten free baking easy!
    B. See what gluten free grains can do for YOU!

  3. I tell you what…. you’re gonna like this stuff!

    See that guy there…he wants to enrich your life not your flour!

  4. Bob: I want you to take a good look at yourself. Done? Now start eating right!

    Nancy: You feeling lucky, punk, are you? I’m telling you this finger is loaded, and I want you to listen to Bob!

  5. That picture of Bob looks like he’s telling me to use regular whole wheat flour and not whole wheat pastry flour for my pizza dough and bread! That really happened, by the way, although I don’t think he wagged his finger at me.

  6. A: You, yes you, stop facebook stalking Bob’s Red Mill, and introduce yourself. A friend request is all it takes.

    B: You – I know I’ve seen you around here before. Say ‘hello’! We don’t bite, we just offer bites (of tasty whole grain products)!

  7. A) Holy Oatmeal, Nancy! There’s a camera hiding in the Buckwheat Groats! Someone is spying on our whole grain goodness!
    B) That IS a camera! Don’t worry, Bob… We’ve got the “millet”-ary on our side!

  8. Caption A Bob: “Anyone with a grain of sense knows organic is worth the extra cents.

    Caption B Nancy: “Our main product is grain!”

  9. Diane D'Angelo

    A. “Don’t get vulgar about my bulgher!
    B. You’ve got some oatmeal in your front teeth — but I think that makes you cuter!

  10. Bob – You become smarter when you eat Bob’s Red Mill products…

    Nancy – I know, I can say Bob backwards 🙂

    (love your products…)

  11. bob: “i told you you’d LOVE it!!!”

    nancy: “for a thrill, try bob’s red mill!”


  12. Charla Chamberlain

    Bob photo:
    “You’ve got it goin’ on with my whole grains!”

    Nancy photo:
    “I see you found the Gluten Free Brownie mix!”

  13. ok, here’s one more –

    bob: “did you try our yummy side dishes?”
    nancy: “you gotta try our side dishes for mmm mmm goodness!”

    referring to the little pointer finger on the breakfast menu for the Grain Store. 🙂

    corny, i know!!

  14. A: You’re here! Oh good, let’s get baking!

    B: I heard you’re the one who even feeds her Basset Hound whole grains! Awesome!

  15. Nicole Carroll

    Bob: “You…thinking that no one is paying attention?…think again. We’ve got you covered.”

    Nancy: “You have other things to focus on than the question of whether your food is food…we stick with nature’s plan. We’ve got you covered”

  16. A: “You’re welcome.”
    B: “Bob, I thought we were wearing the black vests for this shoot.”

  17. Bob: “You’ve got something on your cheek right there…looks like some whole grain goodness”

    Nancy: “You look just like Bob, he’s the man!”

  18. Bob: “Who’s good health do I care about? Yours!”

    Nancy: “Your good health does my heart good!”

  19. A: “Pull my finger and get an organic surprise!!”

    B: “Buy our products or I’ll poke you in the eye!!”

  20. A: Your wish is my command. I grant you one life filled with delicious whole grain goodness!

    B: What are YOU waiting for? Climb aboard the Bob’s Red Mill whole grain train. Next stop: better health!

  21. Bob: You ARE what you EAT…so eat BETTER.

    Nancy: I see there’s room for goodness on your plate!

  22. You want whole grain goodness? Is that what you want?
    Well, you came to the right place!

  23. A (Bob) “Ingrain our grains into YOUR life!”

    B (Nancy) “Red Mill is your mill too!”

  24. Darell Provenncher

    A (Bob) “Ingrain our grains into your life!”

    B (Nancy) “Red Mill is your mill for life!”